Top 10 Saw Traps, Page 1
Best of The Saw Traps, Page 1
Let us say that the Saw movies (6 to date, a seventh coming October 2010) are perhaps an acquired taste. Starting out simply and modestly, they have with each installment become more complex and labyrinthine. Along with that, the traps become more twisted, gross, and outrageous. Here’s our list of the Top 10 Best (or Worst, depending on your point of view) traps from the five Saw movies. (We haven’t seen Saw VI
yet, and Saw VII (aka Saw 3D) comes out in October – we will wait until then to revise this list)

Warning: Spoilers Ahead!
Top 10 Saw Traps
10. See No Evil Speak No Evil
Saw IV
Sleazy lawyer Art Blank has his mouth sewn shut and has to fight off another guy who has his eyes sewn shut. Both are chained to a device slowly dragging them towards it. Naturally, the idea of them working together to escape is made difficult by the fact that the guy can’t see a damn thing and Art can’t say a damn thing (shutting a lawyer up – don’t we all wish we could do that?) The nature of this trap isn’t particularly interesting but we applaud Jigsaw’s dark sense of humor regarding the small twist he gives it.

9. Husband/Wife Trap
Saw IV
A woman who is the victim of her husband’s physical abuse wakes up to find herself attached to him by several metal rods. The rods are strategically placed so that if she removes them, her wounds will heal but her husband’s will not. Jigsaw implores her to “disconnect from the one thing that has brought so much pain” and to “remove the ties that bind”. It’s more amusing than The Burning Bed, isn’t it? Although this trap’s believability is suspect – John Kramer may have been a brilliant engineer but how could he get somebody to arrange the rods in just the right way? That sounds like the work of a master surgeon, and we doubt that Hoffman was such a person.

8. Judge in Pig Remains
Saw III
Jigsaw gives Jeff an interesting moral quandary. Either burn his dead son’s toys to retrieve a key to rescue the judge who failed to bring his son’s killer to justice, or watch the judge drown in liquefied pig remains. Not really “gory” in the way the other traps are but the “eww” factor is pretty high. Unless you happen to like swimming in pig guts. Gross.

7. Freezer Trap
Saw III
Danica, the woman who could have helped put Jeff’s son’s killer away, is suspended in midair, naked. You could call her “hot”, except that she’s in a freezer. Water sprays accelerate the freezing process, unless Jeff can free her first. “Icy” is a better word to describer her, but we’re not talking about her personality. As usual, Jeff is pretty slow and unreliable. We hope he wasn’t a waiter in real life.

6. Ice Block Head Smash
Saw IV
Speaking of ice, how about two giant blocks of it? They’re used in Detective Matthews’ trap, and there’s not a vodka tonic anywhere to be found. Poor Donnie Wahlberg. He goes through hell – has to break his own foot, gets beat up by Amanda, and then has to spend months in captivity before ultimately getting his head smashed in by two giant blocks of ice. We suppose this is what it means to be Donnie Wahlberg and not Mark Wahlberg.






these movies really taught me a lot about appreciating my life. it may have even changed me as person. good choices btw.
why would anyone want to watch these movies,
why would you have the fun, or scary people with this.
People might get idea’s for god sake what it wrong with people
holy shit people have different tastes in entertainment than you!! what people want to watch is not your problem or your issue, if you want to cry about it do so elsewhere
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I think the Rack and the Classroom trap were WAY more cringey than the needle thing. And “ha” to Amy above! “People might get ideas.” That’s what I said! And yet, I love this series truly and deeply. Hoffman, ilu!
Good choices guys, my personal fav is the Angel trap but it only made #3 with you guys :’(
And Amy, no offense, but shut the hell up
No one cares…God doesn’t exist, but have fun with that anyway
Sooo good- The best trap was the end trap in SAW 6. Im gonna see it again on Halloween
The end trap in SAW 6 was more than the best it was AWSOME!!!
This movie has changed my life for the better I used to hate life and didn’t appreciate what I had but then I was forcefully shown the saw movies in order and I then realized it could be much worse I could be them
needle tub is easily the best one.
i loved the see no evil speak no evil trap from saw IV. that trap is so far my favorit out of all the saw films.
JAW Trap The Best!
The best traps are either the needle pit, reverse bear trap or “the rack” by far.They were also the the “goriest”.
I’ve only seen movies SAW I & II and, although it isn’t THAT gory, I really winced, cringed and got the shivers from the death of the girl with the long brown hair in SAW II. The one where she goes in to the room and comes accross a large glass box with two hand holes and the antidote placed between them. Seeing no danger, and possibly not think correctly as the gas was almost killing her, she put one hand in to reach for the antidote when a blade cuts her wrists. panicking, she stupidly puts her other hand in, the blades jam her hands and she is stuck bleeding at the wrists screaming at the top of her voice. then XAVIER THE ASSHOLE OF THE FILM decides, not to kill her and put her out of her misery but instead to loook at her number and leave her there screaming.
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im an idiot, but where the heck is 5 – 1?? i can only see 10 9 8 7 6……please answer!
oh actually found them never mind lol
I cant wait to buy this when its out on DVD- this was better then the other 5
I dont see the big thing about the needle pit I mene I love the saw traps and all but i dont see the big deal i am a cridic of movies and I give saw a 10 (: but i just dont see it the big deal of that trap.I love the traps that are hard to gimic i’ve seen 1-6 and thats not the best measage me to tell me what you think my e-mail is peytoncinnamon@gmx.com
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM…………………..IM PISSED. HOW IS THE NEDDLE TUB 1# YOU FUCKING DONT KNOW SHIT
saw was the best trap
i effing love saw!!!1!2<33333 lol
I agree with all those except the #1 thats not even that bad it shouldnt even b on there
Not bad harro? I’d like to see you have a go.
i like the reverse bear trap myself but the 1 on saw 6 his face comes off lol
I’m 15, and seen them ever since they came out. Love the movies. They may be more gory then scary, but it has a great story line. Anyway, I don’t think I have a favorite trap yet. They are all so good. I think the most one that makes me cringe is the twister thing. (You can see the picture by looking at the first one up there.) Mostly because of the head part..and it’s sad that Saw Vll will be the last of the Saws, but it’ll be interesting how they end it and such.
And if you don’t like the Saw Series shut up and go. We all have our opinions and what you say won’t change us.
MAN I LOVE THE MOVIES, THEY TEACH YOU ALOT ABOUT LIFE AND NOT TO FUCKING WASTE IT! SO ALL YOU MOFOS USE IT WELL! plus if we think about it we all the thing inside us to kill, so yah we need to remember that, i really like them! BTW
NEWS FLASH
SAW 1-12 ARE DEFFINANTS!