Hey, well it’s been quite an interesting few months with all these zombies and cannibals in the news. Not just zombies and cannibals – but naked zombies and cannibals. Let’s take a look at the past few stories:
Naked man eats another naked man’s face.
It all started May 26th in Miami as police shot and killed 31 year old Rudy Eugene, who was found on the MacArthur Causeway eating the face of 65 year old Ronald Poppo. Both men were completely naked. In addition, Eugene was trying to gouge out his victim’s eyes. Poppo was taken to the Ryder Trauma Centere at Jackson Memorial Hospital with severe injuries. A police officer who responded reportedly shot Eugene once, but he didn’t stop his flesh-chewing. Another bullet finally stopped him. (source: Miami Herald)
It was speculated that Rudy Eugene was on “bath salts“, a new type of drug. However, CBS reported that Rudy Eugene was not high on “bath salts” or any other street drug when he ate the face of poor Ronald Poppo. Tests revealed that he only had marijuana in his system. And we don’t know any kind of bud that causes cannibal-like behavior. (Did they check for zombie-virus?)
Said a bystander who witnessed the incident:
“I told him to get off, and the guy just kept eating the other guy away….The guy just stood, his head up, with pieces of flesh in his mouth. And he growled. It’s one of the most gruesome things I’ve ever seen in my life in person.”
Guy Throws His Own Intestines at Cops
Zombies don’t care if their intestines are hanging out. On May 27th, 43 year old Wayne Carter fought off police as they broke into his home in New Jersey. The police were tipped off that he was going to hurt himself. Well, they were right about that – when they got through the door, they found Carter stabbing himself with a giant kitchen knife and then throwing his entrails at them. After pepper spray had no effect on him, a SWAT team managed to subdue him and taken him to the hospital. (source: Huffington Post)
Mom Eats Her Own Newborn
Nasty, nasty incident in which 33 year old Otty Sanchez murdered her 3 week old son using a knife and two samurai swords that were in her house. After decapitating the child, she ate parts of his body, including his brain. Three of his toes were also chewed off. She then stabbed herself and sliced her own throat. She survived, however, and now is charged with capital murder. Apparently, Sanchez had a history of mental illness. (source: MSNBC)
McManus described the crime scene as so grisly that police officers barely spoke to each other while looking through the house. Parts of the child were missing, including pieces that Sanchez allegedly ate. “At this particular scene you could have heard a pin drop,” McManus said. “No one was speaking. It was about as somber as it could have been.” Police said Sanchez said the devil told her to kill her son and that she was hearing voices.
Another Naked Man Bites Into A Guy’s Arm
This was another incident that happened recently in Florida. (Where else?) 26 year old Charles Baker was under the influence of something when he stripped off his clothes and threw furniture around, then bit a chunk of flesh off from the arm of Jeffrey Blake. Cops showed up and even administered some tasering, which Baker just shrugged off. He was finally handcuffed and taken to a Bradenton hospital. (source: Fox)
Man Eats Victim’s Heart and Brain
21-year-old college student and Kenya native Alexander Kinyua told police that he ate the heart and brain of his housemate, then hid some of the remains in the basement. This happened in Baltimore. Kinyua is charged with first-degree murder in the death of 37-year-old Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie. (source: Fox)
Canadian Porn Star Cannibal Killer Luka Magnotta
This guy is a piece of work. A gay porn star who killed animals on camera and then graduated to killing a person on camera. It is said that he also ate parts of his victim. More on Luka Magnotta here. By the way, the victim’s head is still missing.